01 Jun BREAKING: New Virus Discovered in Ireland Worse Than COVID19
Posted at 01:32h in Comedy
Worrying news today as NPHET have announced that they have discovered a new virus that may turn out to be worse than COVID19.
The new epidemic could destroy society and the government for years to come and no one is quite sure how to get a handle on it.
The new pathogen has been identified as Young People and is characterised by having hope and dreams, but frustratingly it also seems to make people want to have fun.
More on this new development as we get it.