Will I Be Able To Get My Co Host A Date On Tinder?
Valentine’s Day is fast approaching. And although you may be perfectly fine spending it on your own, Saoirse isn’t. So I’m going out of my way to find her a date for the big day and have set her up on Tinder. The only catch being that it’s on my phone and I’ll be managing the entire thing.
I’d like to think I know her well enough to be able to find a suitor that she would approve of. If I fail, she spends another Valentine’s Day drinking red wine and crying with her cat.
The account is set up and the swiping has begun. I’ve set her age range to 21-55+ and widened the search radius to 80km. Let’s not take any chances here.
Her Tinder bio reads – “If you’re someone who can fix things, likes being inappropriate and loves boojum, slide into my DMs.”. Depending on the response rate, we may have to alter and chance this, but for now this is what we are sticking with. Also, I’ve decided to take a couple of different approaches when responding.
Some of my responses will be a bit flirty, bordering on sluty, and others will be a bit more reserved, just to see how these lads react.
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She’s had several matches already. Several terrible chat up lines and several weirdos slipping into the DMs. No dick pics as of yet. To be honest, it’s a hell of a lot more work than expected, but I’m hopeful I’ll be able to deliver on the objectives outlined in this Tinder brief.
If you’d like to follow along, hear some of those private messages and help shape the responses, tune into Room 104 weeknights from 9 and I’ll fill you in. You can also subscribe to the podcast on Apple Podcasts, Acast and Spotify.