Playing BOOBIES On The Luas

For Vodafone’s Entertaining Moments thingy, a listener challenged myself and Crossy to have a game of bollocks on the Luas.

We couldn’t say bollocks, so we said the next best thing.


Enjoy the video. Any other suggestions please let me know.

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Joke Of The Day #13 | Why Did The Doctor Lose His Temper?

Joke of the day - why did the doctor lose his temper?

And we’re up to unlucky number 13. Today’s joke is for the medical professional. It’s not too medical, like I’m not making any jokes about T Cells or cytokines or anything, because they’re just not funny.

Why did the doctor lose his temper?

Because he had no patients.

Cormac Moore

Amazing – although I’m pretty sure that a very obvious joke and sure some other comedian has conjured up something very similar or exactly the same at some stage.

So, if you’ve heard or seen a similar gag before, I do and don’t apologise at the same time. It’s a pretty easy one to come up with when you think about it.

More jokes coming tomorrow.

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Joke Of The Day #11 | How Do You Turn On A Guitar?

Joke of the day - guitar

And it’s again time for Joke of the Day. Lovely. After having an early surge of very bad jokes that make you want to punch yourself in the face, it appears that coming up with jokes on a daily basis is actually a bit hard. :/

Maybe I’ve peaked too early. Ha. 😉

How do you turn on a guitar?

Run your fingers along it’s G-String.

Cormac Moore

Since most of these one liners are based on ambiguous words, I think I’ll sit down and read a dictionary tonight.

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Spanish Guitar Image Found here. 

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Joke of The Day #9 | What Do You Call…?

Joke of the day | Cormac Moore Comedian

Joke of the Day number 8.

What do you call an Austrian man covered in white lemonade?

A White Wine Fritzer.

Cormac Moore

While out the back of the notorious Hive, a residence in Dunboyne Castle and after consuming some beverages and herbal remedies, smoeone was pouring 7 Up into wine.

The punch line came first, it was a case of working the set up right. I’m not sure if the set up should include something about wine, or is it alright as it?!

Hmmmmmm, more jokes of the day tomorrow.

Yay for jokes.


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