And we’re up to unlucky number 13. Today’s joke is for the medical professional. It’s not too medical, like I’m not making any jokes about T Cells or cytokines or anything, because they’re just not funny.
Why did the doctor lose his temper?
Because he had no patients.
Amazing – although I’m pretty sure that a very obvious joke and sure some other comedian has conjured up something very similar or exactly the same at some stage.
So, if you’ve heard or seen a similar gag before, I do and don’t apologise at the same time. It’s a pretty easy one to come up with when you think about it.
More jokes coming tomorrow.
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Joke of the day number 12. One for the office. It’s meant to be a joke, but it’s unfortunately kinda true. :/
What do you get if you mix a masters degree with 5 years industry experience?
Any suggestions for terribly bad jokes drop a comment below 😉
And it’s again time for Joke of the Day. Lovely. After having an early surge of very bad jokes that make you want to punch yourself in the face, it appears that coming up with jokes on a daily basis is actually a bit hard. :/
Maybe I’ve peaked too early. Ha. 😉
How do you turn on a guitar?
Run your fingers along it’s G-String.
Since most of these one liners are based on ambiguous words, I think I’ll sit down and read a dictionary tonight.
Spanish Guitar Image Found here.
Joke of the Day number 10.
What game did the girl with no arms play?!
Tip the can’t.
Daily jokes usually go live at 8pm. Usually, sometimes I haven’t been inspired until midday though, so you might have to bear with me on that one.
Joke of the Day number 8.
What do you call an Austrian man covered in white lemonade?
A White Wine Fritzer.
While out the back of the notorious Hive, a residence in Dunboyne Castle and after consuming some beverages and herbal remedies, smoeone was pouring 7 Up into wine.
The punch line came first, it was a case of working the set up right. I’m not sure if the set up should include something about wine, or is it alright as it?!
Hmmmmmm, more jokes of the day tomorrow.
Yay for jokes.
Joke of the Day number 8.
If we could graph these jokes they would be on a steady downward curve, but that could in fact be making them even better. Because they’re terrible.
Maybe it’s actually time to change the title of these to “Terrible Joke of The Day.”
Where did the beauty therapist go to sort things out with her boyfriend? 🙁
The make up counter. 🙂
The Comedy Cellar
I’ll be doing a few minutes tonight at The Comedy Cellar’s Xmas party and lucky for you I won’t be doing any of these one liners 😉
There will be loads of comedians on tonight doing a few minutes to help wrap up things for the longest running comedy club in 2013.
It’s on in the International Bar this evening and more details can be found on the Comedy Cellar’s Facebook Page.