Joke of the Day number 8.
What do you call an Austrian man covered in white lemonade?
A White Wine Fritzer.
While out the back of the notorious Hive, a residence in Dunboyne Castle and after consuming some beverages and herbal remedies, smoeone was pouring 7 Up into wine.
The punch line came first, it was a case of working the set up right. I’m not sure if the set up should include something about wine, or is it alright as it?!
Hmmmmmm, more jokes of the day tomorrow.
Yay for jokes.
Joke of the Day number 5.
One for the festive season now.
Where does gay Santa live?
In the CLAUS-et.
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Joke of the day #5.
I couldn’t go too long online without doing something about cats. I’m pretty sure there’s a site somewhere that’s just dedicated to cat jokes.
(I went and checked there’s and there’s a site called CatJokes.com, but it doesn’t seem too funny)
What game do kittens love to play?
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Cute kitten image found here.
As a stand up comedian, I’m used to real time feed back. Not from behind a computer screen looking at numbers jumping around the place, but actual real time feedback. From people sitting only a few feet in front of you, deciding on whether or not they think you’re funny.
Sometimes they don’t think you’re funny and the feedback is instant. And delivered through silence. Cold, hard, awkward silence, that for some reason has the magical ability to slow down time. :/
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