So, Saoirse has a chronic fear of rats. So what better way to end the week than prank her by hiding some fake ones that I bought online, under her desk.
Irish comedian Julie Jay has quickly established herself as one of the best new acts on the Irish circuit. In 3 short years doing stand up, she has supported some of Ireland’s top acts, including Neil Delamere, Ardal O’Hanlon and the legend himself Tommy Tiernan.
What have been the most watched viral videos from the Republic of Telly in 2013? Now, on closer inspection, this list includes the latest series with Kevin McGahern as main man AND the videos from the end of the previous series featuring Dermot Whelan.
We’re looking at the year here and not the series, so if you have a problem with that, well, there’s not a lot I can do for you.
The top 5 videos from The Republic of Telly this year have clocked up more than 4 million views, which is impressive given our population and that most other countries often don’t get our humour at all. Because they’re saps.
And we’re up to unlucky number 13. Today’s joke is for the medical professional. It’s not too medical, like I’m not making any jokes about T Cells or cytokines or anything, because they’re just not funny.
Why did the doctor lose his temper?
Because he had no patients.Cormac Moore
Amazing – although I’m pretty sure that a very obvious joke and sure some other comedian has conjured up something very similar or exactly the same at some stage.
So, if you’ve heard or seen a similar gag before, I do and don’t apologise at the same time. It’s a pretty easy one to come up with when you think about it.
More jokes coming tomorrow.
Joke of the day number 12. One for the office. It’s meant to be a joke, but it’s unfortunately kinda true. :/
What do you get if you mix a masters degree with 5 years industry experience?
An internship.Cormac Moore
Any suggestions for terribly bad jokes drop a comment below 😉
And it’s again time for Joke of the Day. Lovely. After having an early surge of very bad jokes that make you want to punch yourself in the face, it appears that coming up with jokes on a daily basis is actually a bit hard. :/
Maybe I’ve peaked too early. Ha. 😉
How do you turn on a guitar?
Run your fingers along it’s G-String.Cormac Moore
Since most of these one liners are based on ambiguous words, I think I’ll sit down and read a dictionary tonight.
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