Joke Of The Day #13 | Why Did The Doctor Lose His Temper?

Joke of the day - why did the doctor lose his temper?

And we’re up to unlucky number 13. Today’s joke is for the medical professional. It’s not too medical, like I’m not making any jokes about T Cells or cytokines or anything, because they’re just not funny.

Why did the doctor lose his temper?

Because he had no patients.

Cormac Moore

Amazing – although I’m pretty sure that a very obvious joke and sure some other comedian has conjured up something very similar or exactly the same at some stage.

So, if you’ve heard or seen a similar gag before, I do and don’t apologise at the same time. It’s a pretty easy one to come up with when you think about it.

More jokes coming tomorrow.

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Joke of The Day #9 | What Do You Call…?

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Joke of the Day number 8.

What do you call an Austrian man covered in white lemonade?

A White Wine Fritzer.

Cormac Moore

While out the back of the notorious Hive, a residence in Dunboyne Castle and after consuming some beverages and herbal remedies, smoeone was pouring 7 Up into wine.

The punch line came first, it was a case of working the set up right. I’m not sure if the set up should include something about wine, or is it alright as it?!

Hmmmmmm, more jokes of the day tomorrow.

Yay for jokes.

 

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Joke Of The Day #5 | What Game Do Kittens Love To Play?

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Joke of the day #5. 

I couldn’t go too long online without doing something about cats. I’m pretty sure there’s a site somewhere that’s just dedicated to cat jokes.

(I went and checked there’s and there’s a site called CatJokes.com, but it doesn’t seem too funny)

What game do kittens love to play?

Chinese whiskers.

Cormac Moore

More Jokes of the Day tomorrow. Got a good one, send it in and remember to share the horrific jokes with friends and family.

😉

Cute kitten image found here.

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Joke Of The Day #4 | What Did The Chair Say..?

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Joke of the Day #4.

I may have to change the title to Terrbile Joke of the Day, but anyway, the topic for today’s joke, chairs.

What did the chair say about the man going to sit on him?

“Not this arsehole again!”

Cormac Moore

I’d stop writing these but they’re too awful not to keep on doing them. 😉

Tomorrow’s joke of the day may be something to do with jobs, I’m still working on it… :/

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